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Angelique Morgan (the pornstar) : Rock Of Love
Jan 30

Was it fair to let Roxy go?

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I don’t feel like Bret’s reasoning for letting Roxy go was good enough. But elimination is elimination, and somebody had to go. How do you feel about Angelique going? She was great entertainment but it made the show seem like more of a sham. Hope her career goes well.

Jan 20

Rock Of Love Peep Show Recap

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Alot of Rock. Alot of Love. Are you ready for the second episode? First, we find out that Sara is here on a dare. This pisses Inna off so she tells Aubry. We get some close-ups of Aubry and for the first time I see that she is really fucking skinny. Like bones on her chest skinny.

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Ick. In the words of Big Jon, “Does she eat dinner?”

The girls find out that their challenge this episode they have a talent show to participate in. Aubry is first, and her talent is banging on drums.

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Bret’s comment, “Let it rip!” Wow, Bret! You’re so sweet!

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The look of disapointment.

Nikki Reads poetry, Bret says : Meh. Korie writes “Merry me” on a piece of paper. Is her talent writing? I mean rightting? Kristy Joe’s talent is ironing. Bret: Oh yeah.

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Angelique comments:

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Megan does magic with the American Flag:
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Sara does the belly dance,
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without showing her belly — now thats talent.

Ambre: “My talent is giving away the best presents”
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Ambre: Am I teasing you?
Bret: No .. I need to see more.

Daisy sings, but her real talent is boobs.
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Peyton - Now some of you may judge her, but this chick breathes, eats, shits and sleeps rock and roll. The only true talent in this house is probably her.
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Bret: I love this woman, she is just cool.

So now Bret needs to pick three women to go on a date with him. First he picks, without a doubt, Peyton. Second he picks boobs, I mean, Daisy. Then, because of originality (and awkwardness?), he picks Ambre.

The date is riding on 4-wheelers. Daisy is worried because she’s never done anything like that and doesn’t want to look like an idiot in front of Bret. “I don’t wanna die or lose a leg”

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She should be more worried about dislocating her fingers from that hand gesture.

They all go riding and when they stop to eat, Ambre feels lost because she doesn’t do music, unlike the other two girls. Bret decides to take her aside and talk to her one-on-one.
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Bret comments that Ambre is one of the best kissers ever. Meow!

Back home, the VIP girls make a card for Bret and wait in front of the door. Angelique and Inna want part of the action so they put chairs in front of them and wait there in lingere.

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But Frenchy doesn’t care.

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Bret walks in and loves it. “Why can’t every day be like this?”

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You got to admire her positivity.

Now it’s time for Bret Michael’s old school dance contest. He picks Inna and Angelique to judge the other girls. The prize for the dance competition is a VIP pass. The VIP pass lets any girl tell another girl to piss off if they want to talk to Bret.

Roxy does the funky chicken.

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Destiney does the Running Man.

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Scary.

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Bret: Let me straight up honest with you, I like Daisy, but I’m pretty sure that dance was all wrong, but it was so right.

Angelique says Roxy did the best job. Roxy is more pumped about Angelique knowing her name than actually getting the VIP pass. Destiney gets the 2nd VIP pass, and Daisy gets the last. Now its elimination time… and the girls get ready.

As the girls get called down, Aubry gets worried, and says that if it comes between her and Frenchy, she’s staying. But she eventually gets called down. Bret has 3 passes, and Angelique, Corie and Nikki await their fate.

Bret takes the last pass and says that its for a girl that made his day special. Angelique gets the last pass at the surprise of Korie and Nikki.

Is she being kept on just because she’s interesting and has hilarious lines?

Or does Bret see something in her?

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Jan 16

Girls Night Out! What were the contestants doing on the night of the premiere?

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Partying of course! Here’s some snapshots from their fun night at LAX Nightclub.

Catherine and Destiney

Catherine and Destiney.

Close friends catherine and Aubry

Close friends Catherine and Aubry.

Roxy and Court

Awsome hair Roxy! Since Roxy & Court, I think its fair to assume Roxy is one of the next to be eliminated.

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Roxy, Court and Aubry.

Catherine and Kristy Joe

Catherine and Kristy Joe Muller getting flicked off by Aubry.

Jackye, Kris, Aubry, Nikki and Catherine from Rock of Love 2

Jackye, Kristy Joe, Aubry, Nikki and Catherine strike a pose at the premiere.

Niki, Ambre, Frenchy and Catherine at LAX Nightclub

Niki, Ambre, Frenchy and Catherine at LAX Nightclub

Angelique- Tone down the drag makeup, honey!

Where was Megan & Daisy?

Jan 10

Are you. Ready. To. Rock?

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No major spoilers but here’s what you can expect from the Rock Of Love Season two Premiere (the first episode, it airs this Sunday!) These were released by VH1 and I added my own predictions below. Feel free to add some in comments, and I’ll add them to the post.

- There’s a big surprise right before all the girls enter the house, and an even bigger surprise during the elimination ceremony.

- Something rather…consuming causes one of the girls to miss the elimination ceremony.

My Prediction: Courtney was apparently too drunk to partake in the ‘Rock of Love 2′ group photo.
- One girl reveals that to her, the letters “VIP” stand for something more…vaginally oriented.

My Prediction: Angelique says it, and it means something only a pornstar would know.

- Remember the divide between the “slutty” girls and the “bitchy” girls that became apparent during the second episode last season? It’s there again and it’s apparent almost immediately.

- One of the girls is a swinging bisexual who announces, “If I’m not getting it from Bret, then I’m gonna go find some hot girl to make out with.”

- One of the girls is French. ( My Prediction: AMBRE! )

- One of the girls is 45! (Peyton … or Catherine)

- One of the girls is a germaphobe and, as such, could be the most misguided individual to ever enter the Rock of Love universe. Our Guess: Jessica Kini

- Case and point: Bret makes out at least a dozen times during the course of the one-hour premiere. Here’s one girl’s imitation:

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Ambre

My prediction is that Ambre will make it to the top 3 or top 2, just because she’s so engaging and interesting. And there’s ALOT of scenes with her.

The. End.

Jan 05

Meet The Girls of Season 2: Random Facts

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Did you know…?

Daisy De La Hoya is actually the niece of boxer Oscar De La Hoya, but she also goes by her musician name, Daisy Grave. She was the bassist for some band but left to do “solo” work. She has recently been recording her own work, and will actually be releasing two singles on the Rock of Love premiere date. Ha Ha Ha. Famewhore much? No way she’s going to win. (Although she might have good music.) She might be top 3 or top 2 just cuz she’s bad-ass.

Jessica Kinni

Jessica Kini is actually a Project Runway Reject, errr, fashion designer and model. I don’t see Bret being that interested in her, might make it to top 6. Cuz she’s cute.

Ambre

Ambre doesn’t have a boobjob. ;D

Angelique

Angelique Morgan is a pornstar and possibly a man, best known for her creative pizza porn. They might keep her around till the top 6 for a Toastee moment. I’M NOT A PORNSTAR! I WAS JUST DELIVERING PIZZA!

Ashley

Ashley is probably the most boring contestant on this show. Can’t find anything on her. She’ll be off the first episode, trust me.

Aubry

I’ve heard good things about Aubry. BOOORING.

Catherine

Catherine is Jeane’s lookalike from The Real Housewives of Orange County. She’s also 39483985 years old.

Courtney

Courtney is hispano-latino-asian-vannessa hudgens.

Destiney

Destiney is a southern gal. Won’t get farther than top 4, if that.

Korie

Korie Hutchinson is not a pornstar yet, though I predict Angelique will turn her over to the dark side.

Jackie

Jackie likes tattoos. She can make it to the Top 7 girls.

Megan

Megan Hauserman, was on Beauty and The Geek 3, and won, and is totally here to win Bret’s heart.

She said, “I think that I was born to be a rock star girlfriend. I was! I can’t even help it. It’s like a calling, like, nurses…I mean nuns…they feel a calling, they have to go to the convent. That’s me! I feel it! It’s calling me. It’s meant to be. I can’t even help it.”

Even so, I could see her going to Top 3, 2, or even winning!

Inna

Inna.

Niki

Nikki likes skulls.

Peyton

I Could see Peyton as one of the top 3.

Roxy

Roxy, Dallas Version 2.0.

Sara

Sara. I really don’t think Bret digs black girls. Why can’t they just stick with blonde barbies?

Missi

….Missi…. no info on her yet.

Lyanna

Single hottest girl on this show — Lyanna. She’s not Bret’s type. She could either be in Top 2 or leave first few episodes, its hard to tell.

Kristy

Kristy Joe Muller, a playboy model, is also one of the hottest girls on this show. Could easily take the win.

I know I missed a few, but the rest are pretty boring … The premier is very soon!