Jan 11
Filed under: Ambre, Ashley, Courtney, Erin, Kristy Joe, Missy, Rock Of Love 2 With Bret Michaels, Rock Of Love Sneak Peaks, Rock of Love 2 Recaps | Back to: Homepage
Everything this season seems to be like last, the girls are waiting outside, and Bret drives up in a smoking ride.
The girls are introducing themseves in the little confessionals - one is a bisexual, one is a nun (sort of), and they’re all excited to meet Bret. Bret gives them a little speech about Rock of Like, Rock of Lust, and Rock Of Love. And the best way to find love is to get naked and party. Let the good times roll!
Firs, Bret picks 4 girls, and they all think they’re going to get kicked off, but we all know they wont, cuz they’re the hottest girls in the house. They are Destiney, Daisy, Erin, and Megan. Megan worriedly says, “Why is he pointing at me?” The rest of the girls giddily run into the house and check out all the rooms and stuff they have to play with, one girl comments:
Then we go back to Big Jon and the four girls. Obviously, since the hottest girls in the house got picked, they are definitely not leaving. Big Jon tells them they are Bret’s VIPs. Surprise!
Big Jon takes them to their special VIP room, which looks like all the other rooms except the beds have extra comforters and they get presents! Is Bret Michaels turning into Tailor Made? What happened to getting the bitches to tattoo your name on them then ditching them?! Thats the Bret Michaels I love!
But right after they get their presents… the other girls start to notice! They start getting a bit upset, but Daisy explains, “This is VIP, Very Important P***y!”
Bret gets his camera and its picture time! We warm up with Jackie who gives him a little variety, and Bret ads “Turn around and look at me It’s really sexy I saw that in a porno once.” I bet Angelique was in that porno.
She was definitely in this porno .. errr, reality show. She got her boobs done twice, because the first time they were too small for her taste, then she got her nose, her cheeks, her lips, and then they turned her penis into a vagina. Aubry commented that she looked like a blowfish on acid.
Then he went through a couple more girls, who all tried to top the girl before them. Courtney, thankfully did some decent poses and didn’t slut herself out for America. Krista Joe Confesses she is a germaphobic and instead of kissing Bret, she wipes his mouth, LOL! Well somebody had to do it!
Now it was time to impress Bret.
So they all did head stands.
and make out.
Now it was time for the VIP’s to have one-on-one time with Bret. First was Megan. She has a great life, job and family. She has a great everything. All she needs is Bret, awwww. I feel sorry for Megan because I think she is genuinely in love with him, without even knowing him.
“Me and him Forever!”
Next was Destiney, who SWEARS shes NOT PSYCHO!
At least she’s hot.
Next Daisy was up and she told Bret how she was a musician as well and they have like this super connection and fireworks, and, oh my god, like. yeah.
Then Inna jumps on him soaking wet but she gets taken away by Big Jon because it’s Erin’s turn. Erin loves Myspace. The end.
Now the rest of the girls only have one hour to get to know him. Almost immediately you can see the divide between the shy girls and the really outgoing girls.
Catherine is 45 and I talked shit about her before but in the show, she looks pretty good:
She has two 16-year-old sons and Bret talks about his kids and they create a connection that reminds me of Rodeo from season one.
Frenchy (Angelique) steals him away soonafter, and all the shy girls are upset because they don’t get any time. Somehow this really turns Bret on.
Soon enough everyone realizes that Courtney is pretty wasted while she rants, “I’m fat and I’m ugly, its okay” Awwww. I genuinely feel sorry for her. I think she’s adorable. Bret should do what New York does, a little ice breaker and go around and talk to everyone. Oh well, Courtney’s wasted, she can’t make it to elimination, but it will go on without her.
He takes the first three VIP girls: Megan, Daisy and Destiney. He then calls a bunch of other girls and before you know it its down to the final 6: Jackye, Erin, Missy, Ashley, Ambre, & Courtney (not there)
Jackye goes down but doesn’t accept it, she has anxiety and thinks it would be more fair for another girl to have a chance.
So since Courtney is drunk and is automatically disqualified, Erin, Missy, Ashley and Ambre all wonder if they’ll get the pass.
I know who wins but I’m not telling! What do you think?
Who do you think will get the backstage pass?
- Erin (VIP) (60%, 6 Votes)
- Ambre (30%, 3 Votes)
- Courtney (Drunk) (10%, 1 Votes)
- Missy (0%, 0 Votes)
- Ashley (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 10
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