Alot of Rock. Alot of Love. Are you ready for the second episode? First, we find out that Sara is here on a dare. This pisses Inna off so she tells Aubry. We get some close-ups of Aubry and for the first time I see that she is really fucking skinny. Like bones on her chest skinny.

Ick. In the words of Big Jon, “Does she eat dinner?”

The girls find out that their challenge this episode they have a talent show to participate in. Aubry is first, and her talent is banging on drums.

Bret’s comment, “Let it rip!” Wow, Bret! You’re so sweet!

The look of disapointment.

Nikki Reads poetry, Bret says : Meh. Korie writes “Merry me” on a piece of paper. Is her talent writing? I mean rightting? Kristy Joe’s talent is ironing. Bret: Oh yeah.

Angelique comments:

Megan does magic with the American Flag:

Sara does the belly dance,

without showing her belly — now thats talent.

Ambre: “My talent is giving away the best presents”

Ambre: Am I teasing you?
Bret: No .. I need to see more.

Daisy sings, but her real talent is boobs.

Peyton - Now some of you may judge her, but this chick breathes, eats, shits and sleeps rock and roll. The only true talent in this house is probably her.

Bret: I love this woman, she is just cool.

So now Bret needs to pick three women to go on a date with him. First he picks, without a doubt, Peyton. Second he picks boobs, I mean, Daisy. Then, because of originality (and awkwardness?), he picks Ambre.

The date is riding on 4-wheelers. Daisy is worried because she’s never done anything like that and doesn’t want to look like an idiot in front of Bret. “I don’t wanna die or lose a leg”

She should be more worried about dislocating her fingers from that hand gesture.

They all go riding and when they stop to eat, Ambre feels lost because she doesn’t do music, unlike the other two girls. Bret decides to take her aside and talk to her one-on-one.

Bret comments that Ambre is one of the best kissers ever. Meow!

Back home, the VIP girls make a card for Bret and wait in front of the door. Angelique and Inna want part of the action so they put chairs in front of them and wait there in lingere.

But Frenchy doesn’t care.

Bret walks in and loves it. “Why can’t every day be like this?”

You got to admire her positivity.

Now it’s time for Bret Michael’s old school dance contest. He picks Inna and Angelique to judge the other girls. The prize for the dance competition is a VIP pass. The VIP pass lets any girl tell another girl to piss off if they want to talk to Bret.

Roxy does the funky chicken.

Destiney does the Running Man.

Scary.

Bret: Let me straight up honest with you, I like Daisy, but I’m pretty sure that dance was all wrong, but it was so right.

Angelique says Roxy did the best job. Roxy is more pumped about Angelique knowing her name than actually getting the VIP pass. Destiney gets the 2nd VIP pass, and Daisy gets the last. Now its elimination time… and the girls get ready.

As the girls get called down, Aubry gets worried, and says that if it comes between her and Frenchy, she’s staying. But she eventually gets called down. Bret has 3 passes, and Angelique, Corie and Nikki await their fate.

Bret takes the last pass and says that its for a girl that made his day special. Angelique gets the last pass at the surprise of Korie and Nikki.

Is she being kept on just because she’s interesting and has hilarious lines?

Or does Bret see something in her?